We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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