Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
They have beer where we have blood.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
