I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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