Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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