We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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