i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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