i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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