I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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