Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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