so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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