yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He shit in the fireplace
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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