officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Boobs are out for the taking
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
