I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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