I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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