Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
