shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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