I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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