My brain says no but my pants say off.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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