I will die if light touches me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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