Do you still have your period?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I've blown a few things in my day
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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