I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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