I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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