Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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