thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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