I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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