They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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