that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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