I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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