Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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