i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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