I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
and she was petting her beer can
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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