Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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