We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm both gender and math confused
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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