I wanna bring you to show and tell
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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