Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
