she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
babies were throwing up all over the place
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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