epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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