Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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