He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
im holly from the hills drunk
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
