She announced her abortion via fbk
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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