please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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