I must be too annoying 4 u.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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