I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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