White coat. Heels.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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