Dual....:-)
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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