I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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