Plan B is the new Plan A
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
only you would photoshop your dick
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
ok first of all what the fuck
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
