I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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