He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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