He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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