My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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